Sunday, April 6, 2008

#62: Grease Lightning

So fast food is shit. Literally.

There are many comparisons between fast food and human excretion. You may wonder why I am drawing such a line. Yes, this is scare tactics. Deep fried, greasy food goes through various processes, hence why it is referred to as processed food. The food we eat also goes through various digestive processes as it passes through the body, thus it would too be considered as a processed food. In conclusion, all people who serve fast food are no better than those who scoop up elephant droppings at the zoo.

Dedicated to all the long-fake-nailed, glitter-eyeshadow-wearing counter bitches around the world.



Lovemeg

2 comments:

Elise said...

Amen to the dedication! Counter bitches...*shakes fist*

Meg, you may be comparing it to shit, but god fast food feels good to eat when you FEEL like shit...

Anonymous said...

did fiona really drop out of uni??